Puppy Dog Tales
Fan Fiction by
“I'm saying Spike had a
little trip to the vet,
and now he doesn't chase the
other puppies any more."
(“Pangs”)
What are little boys made
of?
Frogs and snails and puppy
dog tails.
That's what little boys are
made of.
(nursery rhyme)
Warning:
If you are offended by the depiction of sex between two males, you should not
read the stories on this site.
DISCLAIMER: The characters herein belong to Mutant
Enemy Inc., Kuzui Enterprises Inc. and Sandollar Television Inc. in association
with Twentieth Century Fox Television.
They are used without permission but with love. No money is being made.
Payback’s a
Bitch (NEW!!! 02/07/03)
SERIES: None, absolutely not. Do not encourage
me to start any more series.
RATING: NC17
WARNING: M/M slash. This story contains, violence, non-consensual
sex, and other nasties. It has a positive message, but if these things
squick you, please don't put yourself through it.
PAIRING: S/X
SUMMARY: Based on the challenge issued by Steffi: In order to make
peace with Xander, (or at least a kind of ceasefire) Spike offers Xander an
opportunity to get even: One hour of payback for past insults and Spike's
involvement with Anya.
"Sixty minutes. You say it - I do it. You dish it - I take
it."
What does Xander do with his one hour of power?
CATEGORY: Angst
SPOILERS: The challenge stipulated that this had to be set in
season 7 so there are some spoilers for that season, bearing in mind I have
seen just three episodes! All the slights Spike committed are from
seasons 2-6 and I mean all of them. I went through and watched every one
of their scenes. I don't think I've missed anything.
DEDICATION: To Steffi who came up with the idea and beta read for
me. You're great as always.
Swing! (NEW!!! 01/26/03)
SERIES: Prequel to
‘Riders on the Storn’ Part I of the Elemental Quatrain
RATING: NC17 M/M slash -
Sexually explicit.
PAIRING: S/X
SUMMARY: In response to
the ‘Unusual Places’ challenge, issued by Nemi on Nummytreats.
CATEGORY: Romance.
SPOILERS: Set sometime
after ‘Entropy’. There are vague references to events that far in Series 6.
DEDICATION: To Rabid X, who
beta read this for me at really short - well actually no - notice. Lots of
virtual chocolate for you, Honey.
Riders on the Storm (NEW!!! 01/26/03)
SERIES: Sequel to
‘Swing!’ Part I of the Elemental Quatrain
RATING: NC17 from
the beginning. I don’t write children’s
stories.
WARNING: M/M slash. Violence in later chapters, including death
and references to torture.
PAIRING: S/X
SUMMARY: Spike and Xander
are cursed to be together after Xander made a wish. (Read ‘Swing!’ for more details.)
CATEGORY: High
action/adventure
SPOILERS: Everything
as per canon up to and including ‘Entropy’, season 6 episode 18. AU after that.
DISTRIBUTION: Just
ask, as I like to know where my babies are, so that I can visit.
DEDICATION: To Steffi who agreed
to beta for me and must have stayed up a long time to do it. She’s a great internet friend. Thank-you, Honey.
Remote
Control (or The Hunting of the Spike) (NEW!!!
01/02/03)
SERIES: None
RATING: R
WARNING: Occasional swear words and reference
to torture. I’m trying to be good but I
really don’t write children’s stories.
PAIRING: S/X for
friendship
SUMMARY: Why were Spike
and Clem invited to the wedding?
SPOILERS: Post ‘Older and Far Away’ series 6:14
DISTRIBUTION: Just
ask. I don’t bite…often.
DEDICATION: To Steffi for the challenge and nagging
me until I did something about it. She
also beta read so I guess it’s double thank-you to her.
Author’s
Note: This was written in
response to the Remote Control challenge set in the summer by Estepheia on
Nummytreats.
Sore – A Love Story
SERIES: None yet but all
things are possible.
RATING: NC17 from
the beginning.
WARNING: M/M slash from
the outset, but having said that there are only two graphic scenes. You could skip those if this is not your
chosen beverage.
PAIRING: S/X
SUMMARY: Relationships
change, so do people…and vampires.
CATEGORY: Romance/Adventure
SPOILERS: Everything as per
canon up to and including ‘Wrecked’. AU
after that.
DISTRIBUTION: Just ask. I don’t bite…often.
DEDICATION: To Steffi
who suggested tackling the issues of Series 6.
I’m not sure I’ve done that but it’s where this began. To everyone who sent me the most wonderful
FB for the other stories through the year.
That’s right nearly a year since I first started writing. Thanks to Jenny Crighton who has
inadvertently shown me the right way to publish stories and to Rabid X, my
wonderful beta on this, for all her hard work.
Thanks also to my former beta, Wyrd, who couldn’t do this one but who I
hope to work with in the future. You’re
all great.
A Vampiric Odyssey
RATING: NC17
WARNING! Scenes of child abuse and references to non-consensual
sex with a minor. Do not read if this
material offends or upsets you or if you are under age in your area. The aim is to stimulate thinking and raise
awareness not to insult or outrage.
CATEGORY: Romance/Angst
SPOILERS: None.
DISTRIBUTION: Any
groups I belong to. Anyone else just
ask.
Part 2: Between Scylla and Charybdis
SERIES: A
Vampiric Odyssey II
RATING: 15
for strong language.
SUMMARY: Everyone
has dilemmas in their lives but not all of them consist of sleeping with the
undead!
CATEGORY:
Romance/Angst
SPOILERS: General references to events in ‘The Gift’
5:22
DISTRIBUTION: Fancy
it? Take it. Just tell me where my baby goes, OK?
Part 3: Lateral Thinking - UPDATED!! 11th December
Chapters 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: Spike
needs his Sire, but does his Sire want him?
SPOILERS: Vague
general references to events in series 5 BtVS and series 2 AtS. AU.
DISTRIBUTION: Take
me I’m yours. Just tell me where, yes?
DISCLAIMER: The
characters herein belong to Mutant Enemy Inc., Greenwalt Corp., Kuzui
Enterprises Inc. and Sandollar television Inc. in association with Twentieth
Century Fox Television. They are used
without permission but with love. No
money is being made.
***complete***
Shorter Works
RATING: NC17
SUMMARY: Time Square, what an aptly named
place.
PAIRING: Xander/Spike
RATING: NC17 (sorry!)
SUMMARY: Green Eggs and Ham will never be
the same again.
PAIRING: Xander/Spike
RATING: NC17
SUMMARY: Why five? ‘Cos I can’t think of twelve things, okay? Plus, I ran out of puns. (Hangs head in shame.)
PAIRING: Xander/Spike
RATING: NC17
SUMMARY: With Xander and Spike any game can
be a sex game
PAIRING: Xander/Spike
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