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Part XXXV: Whence cometh the badgers?
- Erehwon

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Erehwon looked around the terminal. Still no JoN. When he had failed to appear at the gate, and a call netted him nothing but a busy signal, Erehwon had gone looking. After briefly checking his email by use of the laptop contained within his trenchcoat, he had quickly checked the areas which the Malkavians might have come to...gate 23, the tarmac, the phone booth...but no luck. Now standing near the pickup area of the Toronto airport, Erehwon had not yet found the welcoming party.

Looking around for any signs of Malkavian activity, Erehwon decided that the problem might be that he was simply another face in the crowd without his jester's hat. He glanced down at the right lapel of the coat. Apparently the "Don't mess with me, man. I'M CRAZY." pin wasn't enough of a clue. With a brief shrug, Erehwon pulled on his trademark black and white jester's hat and looked around again.

Upon noticing a trio of figures by the woods, Erehwon looked more closely. Thinking to himself, "Is that...the fiend? I can't make out....what the!? A giant badger?" Looking more closely, and enhancing his sight, Erehwon looked again. "Apparently, that is the fiend. That looks like Handel next to him. I suppose I must have been mistaken. I don't recognize the other person, but it's certainly not a badger." Erehwon contemplated for a moment, then began waving. "Perhaps they've been sent by JoN....or perhaps JoN's been engaging in fleshcraft recently..."

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Mr. Badger looked over in the direction Handel was pointing, holding a hand up above his eyes in the traditional manner of one who is looking in a bright area, despite the fact that it was still night.

"Hum. No, can't say that I recognize him, Handel." He looked again. "He is wearing a jester's cap, though." Mr. Badger smiled, proud of his astounding powers of observation.

"Jester's hat? Lemme see!" declared fiend, grabbing the binoculars away from Badger. This surprised Badger a great deal, as he wasn't actually looking through binoculars. After a moment of looking, fiend declared with a whoop, "That's Ere! Forward, ho!" After which he promptly began running towards Erehwon, looking remarkably like Daffy Duck.

"Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum? Close enough. C'mon, Badger. I'm sure Erehwon knows where the bar is," said Handel, bringing his remarkably feral companion along.

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"Ere!"

"fiend! What are you doing here? Did JoN send you?"

"Huh? No, I don't think so. If he did, I've forgotten already. I always wondered what they laced those peanuts with..."

"Well, we need to locate a suitable resting coordinate system. We have little time until dawn."

fiend continues on, unfazed. "Oh, don't worry, we'll deal with that when we come to it." At this point, Badger and Handel walk up.

"Greetings, Handel. Who's your companion?"

"the fiend? Oh, don't mind him. He's...well, the fiend"

A low growl emanates from Badger's direction. After a moment of consideration, Erehwon promptly growls back in a similarly amicable fashion. Unsure of how to take this, Badger attempts to swipe at Erehwon's head. Fortunately, Erehwon narrowly ducks out of the way, and takes Badger's hand, shaking it slightly before releasing it.

"Hi. I'm Erehwon."

Badger smiles, pleased. "Mr Badger. Where's the bar? I sense pain..."

"I believe I saw something of the sort in the third corridor on the left, straight that way." Erehwon turns to Handel. "Do you know what's going on?"

"Could be. But I'm sure it'll be better over drinks. Let's go this way..."

The four Malkavian proceed to the bar, with the only stop being for Erehwon to mention to the information desk attendant, "Some gentlemen may be asking about a person named 'Erehwon'. If they happen to come by and ask you, could you please direct them to the bar? Thank you."

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And yea, the party did beginneth....

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Part 36: Drunktime Caller - ME

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She awoke with a sudden start. The phone was ringing loudly, and she didn't like the incessant noise. She reached for it.. to shut it up if not to answer.

The young Malkavian mumbled into the phone, "mumble... mumble.... uhh?" "ME? is that you?"

ME looks to make sure.

"Umm.... yeah. I think."

"GOOD! Get your butt out here. We need all you Malks. Remember that night in the alley?"

She rubs her head, trying to conjure up a picture.

"fuzzies?"

"Yeah. Fuzzies. And some guy with an ego complex who is trying to steal something from the Malks."

The young Malk sits with a start, knocking her thin black sheet to the floor.

"NOT MY SHINIES?!?!?!?!"

"Calm down my dear... Not your shinies... Your knowledge."

The man on the other end hears a burst of laughter shoot through the phone lines.

"That must be one dumb supernatural-type evil dude. Knowledge. Heh. THAT'S a GOOD one!"

"Just get to Canada, okay dear? Maybe there'll be a nice shiny in it for you."

The man snickers.

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ME stepped off of the plane and looked around. Nope. No one familiar. She thought for a moment. Where was it that Malk who saved her from the fuzzies liked to hang out? She searched the terminal. Finally, her eyes came to rest upon a sign which stirred warm memories in her head. 'BAR'

She quickly began to make her way over to the bar, running into one of those men who had the monkeys. She shied from him and apologized. He was strange. He asked her if she had seen any one... strange around. She raised her eyebrow... slight recognition setting in. Then shook her head and again made her way to the bar.

Strange music and smoke wafted out from the bar's darkened interior. The sound of people in various arguments and... ahem... pick-up type situations, were barely audible. With a slight cringe, she entered. Immediately, a face which she recognized loomed out of the crowd. He was sitting with a man in a very cool jester cap, a man whom she did not recognize, but figured must be very powerful, and cringe a giant fuzzy badger. She turned to flee.

"HEY! Come here!"

Handel's voice carried over the crowd. She turned and cringed again, shaking her head.

"Badger here ain't gonna hurt you," Handel pulled out a garden spade and grinned in Badger's general direction.

She approached the bar, making sure to stay as far away from the fuzzy as possible, and set down next to the one in the cap, seeing as that particular seat was the farthest from the badger.

Handel let out a drunken chuckle.

"What now?" questioned the girl.

The one whom she didn't know turned to her and said, "We have to wait for the others. Spooke, Parr, Sammy, Chriss, JoN, Alex and his pal Petey..."

A strange look passed her face and she ceased listening to the Malk ramble off the names of all the others who were coming. Alex and Petey... why did that seem so familiar?

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Pt 37: hey, THERE's a little chapter!!
- Grand Spooke Malke

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With a screech, Spooke went down. THEY had him!! THEY had finally gotten him!! In the throes of this nightmare, Spooke thrashed on the floor, all thoughts of travel gone, only terror in his mind... and the dark silhouettes of THEM.

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Pt 38: while you were reading..... - the fiend

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".....and JoN and the hawian bunch and the fiend....." the fiend rambled.

handel looked at the fiend, "but you're here fiendy."

"not yet i'm not!" came a cry from the door. into the bar walked the fiend.

"HUH?" went everybody.

"i just get off a plane and i have to start running before they start chasing me and i look over my shoulder and it's big cthulu type beasties that are following me and i hide and obfuscate real fast and they can't find me.....then i finally get in contact with ere who tell's me he's at the airport and i walk in to see an imposter sitting in my clothes....."

deep breath("why is he stoping for breath?" asked ME. "he's an overdramatic tosser who just happens to have masquerade," erehwon replied)

"who clearly isn't me because he doesn't have my hat!" he cried as he reached into his trenchcoat and pulled out his big black hat with red stars on it and shoves it on his head and points.

everyone turned to look at the fiend who was sitting at the bar also wearing the black hat with red stars.

"fiend, if this is some new trick with celerity......," ere began.

"'fraid not, mate. he and i are two seperate beings and the same person.. I think the tremere where up to a bit more than i first realised."

the two fiends looked at each other and after what seemed an eon, smiled. they walked up face to face and did the mirror routine from "Duck Soup" complete with groucho glasses and moustaches.....

badger hit handel over the head just before handel could ask which one was the evil twin.

"on with the gathering!!!!!" cried the fiends, making rasberry cordials and coke drinks to slam down.

"if a maccloud walks in here right now i'm gonna be pissed," said badger.

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two fiends have been accounted for..... will there be more?????

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Pt the next bit: A tale of two badgers
- Mr Badger

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Mr Badger sits at the bar looking at those he has come to call companions but only to their faces. If the going was good most of them he would call lunch. He looks at the fiends in the middle of the bar. Would anyone really mind if he ate one of them, other then the fiend-cum-snack that is? He looks at 'Ere. Hmmmmm this guy can really growl with the best of them. Eating him wouldn't be a good thing. For one thing I can't be sure it'll stop him. He looks at the woman who came in looking like a scared doe. She's not lunch yet but if she calls me fuzzy again we won't be so sure. Then there's Handel. There is wisdom in his words but one day when his back's turned.......

Mr Badger laughs to himself but soon stops as Handel starts to reach for the spade. Why the hell doesn't anyone pick on JoN with a spade, he's Sabbat as well? Mr Badger uses Obtenebration and makes a shadow reach from under the bar into Handel's glass. The shadow drinks the rum and waits in its place. Handel picks up the glass and trys to drink its contents. After a few minutes of fruitless attempts he gives up trying and falls off the stool onto his knees.

"Oh why God? Why have you forsaken your servant and denied him Rum? What have I done? PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!!"

Handel curls up in a little ball whimpering. The other Malks give him a round of clapping in appreciation of a geniuine heartbreaking cry from the innermost soul. The word angst is used in conversations across the room.
Hit me with a spade will ya!

Mr Badger sees Handel's suffering and finds it to his liking. He thinks back to what the Badger Totem told him. Back to the time of days past. Back to when badgers roamed the Earth free from prosecution. Mr Badger remembers the days of running with the pack across Gaia's surface. Running with badgers on his left and badgers on his right. The badgers were Gaia's choosen race (ahead of those nasty Garou by far.) The badgers used to gather around Caerns of Bloodymindiness. Songs were snuffled between packs. Songs of glory and fighting like a mad bugger. Songs of sharp claws and blood. The badgers used to gather together outside the villages of the humans. They used to creep in during the night and drag off the ill, the young, the old, the infirm, the not so young or old or infirm, the healthy. Generally they dragged off anyone they bloody well liked. These were the days of the Impergium. When the Impergium was called off by those great big girls' blouses The Children of Gaia the good times were over. Free to breed like rabbits ( RABBITS WHO SAID RABBITS? DON"T GET ME STATED ABOUT RABBITS!! ) they soon over ran the earth. So does Gaia cry out in pain.

Mr Badger snorts. What a load of hippy crap. It was alright until that end bit. Mr Badger didn't listen much to the Badger Totem at this point because it was all wishy-washy rubbish about recycling. When the Badger Totem mentioned creatures with glowing yellow eyes his attention returned.

"Beware the glowing eyes," said the Totem. "For they will come for you again like they came in times past."

Mr Badger listened to the tale of the enemy and HER creatures. "Know HER by HER true name and that name is SPHINX!!!"

Mr Badger knew who to fight and now had people to fight with.

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XL: You'll never believe what happened to me on the way to the bathroom . . .
- Handel W. Care

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From behind his curtain of intoxication Handel watches them interact - with each other, with him. Just enough distance to stand away from himself, all his selves. Here he sees the light of cogitation in the eyes and actions of the man in the jester's cap. Data is grasped and quickly converted to extrapolations, possibilities, a line leading through infinities. Beside him the young woman battling her fears on a more obvious level than the rest of them. More obvious or more honest? Still she glances in the direction of the man at the other end of the bar. Nothing to raise such dread is apparent to the mundane eye, but she, as all the others have done, can see past the outer shell of a slightly sullen, unshaven, but quite presentable man to the animal beneath. Truth is not so hard to see once outward appearances are put aside. Or perhaps it is. Catatonia well past, the freed prisoner talks animatedly to his doppleganger. they even talk the same! Strange to hear. . . either talk after so much quiet. That shall take some getting used to.

A hand crosses his vision and lifts glass to mouth. Ice cubes clink dully against teeth in a briefly numbing moment of cold. He meets Badger's eyes across the top of his glass. The bastard is grinning just a little too much after that incident earlier. After swallowing mechanically he continues to avail Erehwon and the others of his and Badger's exploits, restating some facts with more detail as requested. Others add their own encounters and soon the weave begins to come together. Crazy quilt, of course.

Still, there is a nagging worry in his hind brain. Looking down at his bare feet he wiggles the toes. Coloured from the dye from his now drying boatshoes they are blue around the edges. That nag again. Toll gates down and the tollman is abducted.

Handel steps from the stool. His foot does not reach the floor.

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"Aaaaaaaaaaaa!" Scream the Brothers and Father Zahn in a beautiful four way choral arrangement. Their presences are somewhat inimicable to the very structure of the magics present in the mirror. Forces struggle for dominion as the four men of God fall through an eternity of gray nothingness.

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A silver bound shaft of wood pierces Spooke's chest. "We're out of here," says the larger of the figures. "Watch the door, Loki." He begins to swing the huge mallet hanging from his wrist. Faster and faster - soon there is just a steady thrum which builds to a near deafening crescendo. Lightning crackles encompassing the sweep of the weapon and forming a blue lined portal. As the figures exit with the comatose vampire a shotgun falls to the floor with an impotent clunk.

The portal begins to contract, but then shudders and expands again. Every piece of glass for a mile shatters, and Brothers Sanbenito, Ad Astra, Semper Fi and Father Zahn are shot out like cannonballs. They end their wailing and stand to dust themselves off.

#What the Hell?# Spitz, covered in a fine mist of window, pokes his head around the door.

"What the Hell?" says Chriss. He pushes the door wide. Mr Bunny's particular fragrance begins to spread through the house.

"HELL?" say the four Inquisitors. As one they turn. As one they raise their holy weapons of destruction. As one they all miss, as Chriss takes in the scene quickly and takes foot even faster. Spitz is ahead of him and accelerating. Mr Bunny jumps up and down in Chriss' grasp (he's getting excited).

Ahead of Mr Bunny, Spitz scents something that he remembers from . . . ah yes, the guy who set himself on fire at the bar. Spitz quite enjoyed pissing on his leg to get the last of that out. What he's doing here is a question to be answered later. With a scamper of claws Spitz follows the heavy scent. #This way Chriss.#

A dead end alley. There is a figure lying halfway through the rear wall. It appears to be cursing in a variant of English and pulling bits of glass out of its bare feet. Spitz rushes up and licks Handel on the face. This produces more swear words. Chriss runs towards them.

"What's the rush?" says Handel. "Is Spooke alright? I had a bad feeling. . ."

#Shut up and get us out of here.#

"There a a a re some g g guys chasing us with g g guns an' stuff."

"Shit. Quick, into the Lift. Bloody thing can't disappear if you stop the doors closing." He grins hopefully.

Chriss enters with alacrity. Spitz follows more slowly, expecting to hit the wall with the nose that can smell the old brick and mortar just in front of it. He doesn't.

Handel groans and pulls himself to his feet. At the end of the alley four figures stand silhouetted against the street lights. With varied latin quotes shouted in anticipation at the destruction of hellspawn, the Inquisitors rush towards him.

There is a hiss of hydraulics as soon as Handel steps back.

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In the bar the toilet door opens and Handel emerges.

"Hah. I knew he'd gone off to be sick. It's all just a pathetic show, you know," Badger says to the others. He falls silent as Spitz, Chriss and Mr Bunny follow Handel out. "Why couldn't we have done that to get here?" he mumbles to no-one.

After ordering some chips for Spitz Handel makes sure there will be no trouble with the barman. "This is not a dog. This is a seven foot tall Jamaican who speaks no English or French. You will call him sir and supply him with all the chips he wants." #And a bowl of beer.# "And a bowl of beer."

Chriss and Handel seat themselves.

"Looks like we've lost Spooke."

"Isn't the s s sunrise getting awfully c c close?"

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XLI: Dreamscape - Arianna and Nightshade

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A tinkling, rattling sound woke Arianna from her dream. A small, bright bird on the windowsill, holding a long string of pearls, hopped to and fro. ~~Little bird, little bird, fly away home....~~ she thought, ~~for the Children of Malkav, so soon to burn, have till midnight on the dreaming sun to meet their match-- or master none.~~

Rising, she put out one small hand. The little nightingale, framed by the dying light of day, perched on her wrist. Naturally, the string of pearls fell to the floor. ~~Pretty...I wonder if Nightshade would like them....~~

The master bedroom of the small castle was littered with old books, scraps of paper and toppled over inkwells from Nighty's last fit of frustration. The shadow of the bird on Ari's wrist grew longer and then almost dissappeared entirely before taking on a luminoius halo of moonlight. Brocade pillows lay scattered across the antique devan, and Ari sat down to speak with the bird (as she was prone to do when lonely).

"I saw them, the furry Badger, the fiend, the Reverend....what is happening, nightingale?" She trailed off, bewildered. "But," her voice came back suddenly, "they are walking into the lions den, why can't they see it?" She agonized for a moment, unsure if Nighty would like her dreams this time. The blood wrapped around the Children of Malkav, as Malkav himself stood watching, tight- lipped and grim. "Malcom.....why did you leave me like this? Why can't I be free of these dreams?....." How could that two-faced, shiftless bastard been so heartless as to open the door to her dreams then leave her standing at the entrance; having opened her to this second sight for his own uses, then abandoning her to face it insanity alone? ~~My parents...the poor fools....they never knew what to do for me. Too new age for their own good. Taking me to an unlicensed necromancer....he just wanted my sight.....~~

The nightengale grew restless, so with a sigh she cast the feathered shadow out the window in one brisk movement. As it became but a spot of black on the twilight sky, she could only lose herself again in the dream of black seas and warm sands.....

But a low, frightening rumble broke the half-sighted reverie.

-=} You have it....you have the knowledge....you....{=-

The emotions passed over Arianna's countenance like the Angel of Death on Passover's eve-- confusion

"Nighty?...."


fear

"Nightshade???"


and absolute terror

"NIGHTSHADE!!!"



Nightshade awoke early one misty morning from a deep sleep in her high poster bed. The first thing she noticed with her wonderful sixth sense, auspex, not even considering to open her eyes, was the lack of a body beside her.

For a moment confusion alone settled on her sleeping features, and then she sat up, threw off the covers and jumped out of bed, shivering when the cold stone floor touched her feet.

-Nighty! Nightshade! NIGHTSHADE!!!- a familiar voice howled in the back of her mind, and she grabbed her black silk robe, wrapped it about herself and threw upon the door to her room.

She tried to think of what could be wrong, and remembered.

She had only recently come to visit Scotland, and had never expected to meet the owner of an old castle. "Castle," she'd said, sitting at the cafe in London, french-style cafe that served bagettes and cheese and wine for breakfast, "Castle? You have a castle?" her eyes glowed with an ethereal light.

After all, a castle was something Nightshade had always wanted. And now that she was no longer a mere, cursed, poor, wretched meak mortal who would inherit the world--or as Sting so kindly put it "Blessed are the poor for they shall inherit the earth, i heard the old man laughing, `what good is a used up world and how could it be worth having?'--now that she wasn't condemned to that fate, she could easily life in a moldy old castle.

Now that she didn't have any use whatsoever for modern plumbing.

And now, three and a half years later she was still in Scotland, living with the beautiful owner of the castle, dear sweet Arianna. Nightshade was, tecnically speaking younger in terms of years than her lover, but that didn't much matter to her. She seemed, felt so much older, older than anyone else in the world.

And that was why she was condemned to hide in Scotland. How was she to know the tremere prince wouldn't take kindly to being called a spoiled little brat who neededto grow up? It made no sense to her. None whatsoever. Honesty was not a quality admired in kindred society. Nightshade didn't feel much kindred to the other vampires, anyway. Except Arianna, and perhaps Paul, if she ever found him.

She walked through the musty halls, lighted by dim halogen lamps that had only recently replaced the old torches. "Arianna?" she inquired off the walls, and unaccountably they seemed to glow.

They loved their mistress too.

She marched through the house, heading for the bird room...Arianna's master bedroom.

Nightshade had never been fond of the room, and had dubbed it the bird room. It was where a lonely woman sat by her huge window and sang with and to the birds.

Nightshade appreciated singing. She was half toreador after all. But she didn't appreciate people, vampires or snails who got LONELIER in company than out.

She threw open the door of Arianna's chamber, not surprised to find her sitting by the window, staring at an empty finger spread as a bird's pearch and trembling in fear.

"Come back to bed, Arianna," she said, for no particular reason.

Nightshade was almost compulsively kind and persuasive. She knew Ari would ignore her feeble order, request, and stare and tremble more.

So Nightshade went to Ari and wrapped her arms about her. Ari wore a beautiful soft white nightgown, adorned with simple lace and a pink ribbon threaded through the lace edging the bodice.

Arianna remained, peacefully shivering, either unaware or not noticing Nightshade's prescence.

The wind blew in from the window, the scottish hills at night had an eerie blue green glow, like the sea. A wave of repulsion spread over Nightshade.

"Let's get our stuffed aminals and go to San Fran Cisco, Ari!!! RIGHT NOW! It's this air that's making you sad. How about some scotch? Scotch is good. It's warm. I like drunk men. Let's go to the tavern and get some drunk men, drunk on scotch, and then let's get our aminals and go to San Francisco..."

Nightshade waited patiently for Arianna's reply, knowing full well that Arianna wasn't always agreeable...evidence of that could readily be found in all the spilled ink -- ink Arianna had spilled -- after their last fight.

That one had been about the existence of alternate parallel universes in conjunction with black holes; as well as whether or not jumping from the tower window would make a good final statement to Nightshade.

Every single one of Nightshade's fingernails, ripped out from the base and hung up beside her bed, had been the casualities of that last little fight; as well as one pet mosquito, squashed before her eyes.

And when the matters were SERIOUS, as opposed to that child's play about life and death and black holes, something with a real bearing on their lives, Arianna's fits were so much worse...

Still the idea had merit. Nightshade was sick of hiding in this beautiful museum. Arianna was the epitome of young talent and strength, and the very way her skin shone in the moonlight was begging to be taken to someplace important and bragged about, displayed like a bird.

Nightshade didn't mind being on display either. There would be pranks a-plenty to amuse Ari. Nightshade was sick of sulking about Scotland like a teenage vampire, worshiping necrophilia and misery.

And suddenly it dawned on her what would bring Ari out..."There are LOTS of toy stores and occult shopes in San Francisco...you wouldn't believe the shear numbers of them...Toy stores as big as the caslte..." Arianna?

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-=}black{=-

The sheer numbers of the dancers pulled at her eyes, unbelieveable...

-=}black in the dark{=-

They're simply gowns and suits gleamed in the light, pearlecent, fabricated from her cocoon of pain....

-=}black in the dark I rise to meet you when the midnight sun burns Gaia down down down I can hear you There is no escape Give in Give up Give me the secret and tell me what would make you happy....{=-

"I want to live again," whispered Arianna, oblivious to the fact that her fingernails bore delicate cresent shapes into her palms, painful and sweet in that pain was a reminder of a life she once had. Standing nearby was her own beautiful Nightshade. ~~Be part of my life~~ she thought, ~~I need you more than I can say~~ "Of course, dear, I'm here," came the low voiced reply, "And doesn't 'Frisco sound like a wonderful idea? Let's pack right now, and catch the next flight-- we'll be there in no time..." Nighty's voiced trailed off as she left the room to fetch bags and clothes and such travel articals as would be necissary. Upon returning, suitcases in hand, all that registered was Arianna's eyes, blazing, now a toxic green glow in her pale face.

"We're going to meet them."

Nighty quirked her head in a quizical fasion. "Meet who?"

"We're going to a bar in the airport at Toronto," and with that, she swept out of the room to make the necessary travel arrangements.

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