Madness of the Sphinx

A lunatic rollercoaster of a stoRy, filled with fantastic writing, character developments and some sizzling gypsies thrown in for good measure. . .

Alright, there's only one sizzling gypsy, but huge amounts of other neat stuff due to the dazzling creativity of members of the Malkavian Madness Network . . .

In order of appearance of contribution, we have:

• Handel W. Care
• Mr. Badger
• ME
• Erehwon
• JoN dOe
• Alex Derenkov
• Parr Hesia
• Reverend Omnicynic
• the fiend
• MERCARI, day, Glory, Anna, and Heron C. Heretford
• Chriss Fieldhouse
• Grand Spooke Malke
• Sammy
• Arianna
• Nightshade
• Torchy
• Dyer
• Lisa Niemczura / Kronin
• Bryan
• Tepes
• Hagbutt
• Mr Pi
• Father Dan
• alita

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StoRyliNe

• Unlife on the Ocean Wave - Handel W. Care.
• A Midsummer Night's Badger - Mr. Badger.
• A Day . . . err . . . Night in the Life - ME.
• Dangerous Wisdom - Erehwon.
• Like a bat out of Hell - JoN dOe.
• The Call, or. . . damn cellular phones - JoN dOe.
• Not exactly help, but . . . -Alex Derenkov.
• McDonaldland's Shadow - Parr.
• Conference Calls are Neat - Reverend Omnicynic.
• is nap time after the story uncle caine? -the fiend.
• How are you all doing? This is gonna suck . . . - MERCARI, day, Glory, Anna, and Heron C. Heretford.
• Those damn vikings - Chriss.
• The Silence of the Badgers - Handel W. Care and Mr. Badger.
• HASTY RETREAT - JoN dOe.
• A Mix of Malkavians -Erehwon.
• anyone contacting chriss? -Chriss.
• Omnicynic Meets JoN . . . and lives - Reverend Omnicynic.
• Whats a Malk to do? - Parr.
• meanwhile back at the ranch, poncho disguised as a door has had his nob shot off!! - the fiend.
• when all are one, what is the truth?? . . . well, it's sure as Burger King not 42 - Grand Spooke Malke.
• Ere-quest - JoN dOe.
• Ok, here is MY part! - Sammy.
• Who the hell's counting anymore - Parr.
• Those magnificent badgers in their flying machines - Mr Badger.
• Freefall . . . well *I'm* not paying for it - Handel W. Care.
• Ere-quest continues - Reverend Omnicynic, JoN dOe and Alex Derenkov.
• Terminal Badger - Mr Badger.
• Watching out for Bunyips - Handel W. Care.
• Conan the Badger - Mr Badger and Handel W. Care.
• personalities left to dust - Grand Spooke Malke.
• Badgers in the rum mists - Mr Badger and Handel W. Care.
• At long bloody last the sleeper awakens - the fiend and Mr Badger.
• Parr o.d.'s on sleeping pills and Mercari enters detox - Parr.
• Puppy dog tales(!?) - Chriss, and meandering vikings - Grand Spooke Malke.
• Whence cometh the badgers? - Erehwon.
• Drunktime Caller - ME.
• hey, THERE's a little chapter!! -Grand Spooke Malke.
• while you were reading . . . - the fiend.
• A tale of two badgers - Mr Badger.
• You'll never believe what happened to me on the way to the bathroom . . . - Handel W. Care.
• Dreamscape - Arianna and Nightshade.
• Dreamscape continued - Arianna and Nightshade.
• Litigation - Mr Badger and Handel W. Care.
• the watch . . . . . - the fiend.
• What about Esteban? - Reverend Omnicynic.
• The not-so prodigal Malk gets back to the fold - MERCARI, day, Glory, Anna, and Heron C. Heretford.
• The Chicken run blast-o-rama - JoN dOe.
• Bar Battle - Erehwon, Handel W. Care, Mr Badger, Reverend Omnicynic and ME.
• Return to Unreason - Handel W. Care.
• Dreams to Battle - Arianna.
• Dreams to Battle II - Nightshade.
• Mysterious Boxes, Immaculate Butlers - Parr.
• Hot + Wet - Torchy.
• Another Perspective - Mr Badger.
• Forever JoN - JoN dOe.
• Down in the Sewers - Chriss.
• Party Time? - Erehwon.
• Corith Park... hm. Beats Gorky - Heron, Genevieve, Glory and Day.
• and it goes and it goes and it goes........ - the fiend.
• Whenwhile, the lads in Arcadia - Mr Badger.
• Interrogations and Riddlery - Handel W. Care.
• A Badger's Tale - Mr Badger.
• A Badger's Tale pt2 - Mr Badger.
• ... and since I could not stop for death, it kindly handed me a membership to Kindred Undeath (R) - Grand Spooke Malke.
• A faint call for help is still a cry for attention - Mr Badger.
• We're on our way! - Parr.
• A cry is answered - Chriss, and Regression and Substitution - Grand Spooke Malke.
• How much is that doggie in the Shadowlands?? - Grand Spooke Malke.
• what the two fiends have found - the fiend.
• Magical Mystery Tourbus - Parr.
• Here we go again! - Sammy.
• Konfusion -Dyer.
• The Brujah stalks at midnight....the shoe flies at dawn....the butter flies at dinner...YOU know... - MERCARI, day, Glory, Anna, and Heron C. Heretford.
• ON WITH THE STORY!!!!! - ME.
• Egypt or . . . or somewhere else - Handel W. Care.
• A badger on the Nile - Mr Badger.
• Cry havok and let slip the puppies of war - Mr Badger.
• What was that? - ME.
• traffic violations - Grand Spooke Malke.
• under the jackets - ME.
• Attack of the Deranged Killer Fuzzy Hater - Grand Spooke Malke.
• Houston, we have a problem . . . - Reverend Omnicynic.
• Like Sands Through the Assamites - Handel W. Care.
• Aid from afar - Mr Badger.
• The Badger Awakens - Mr Badger.
• Welcome to Hawaii (no natives here) - Lisa Niemczura.
• The whateverth - Sammy.
• Not so Jolly Old Soak - Handel W. Care, Kronin and Bryan.
• Day Breaks - MERCARI, day, Glory, Anna, and Heron C. Heretford.
• No Badger is an Island - Mr Badger.
• Carol - ME.
• Let's get this story on the road.... - Erehwon.
• a lucid moment - the fiend.
• Story? More like a Novel... - Alex Derenkov.
• Tears in the Darkness - Handel W. Care and ME.
• The Messiah Cometh.... - Tepes.
• Let's get off this beach - Reverend Omnicynic.
• There and bak again - Dyer.
• Shiny happy people holding Blood - Parr.
• Malks never die, they just obfuscate - Grand Spooke Malke.
• Rider on the Storm, D.I.C. - Handel W. Care and Sammy.
• Another movie title ripoff with badger in the name - Mr Badger.
• Temptation and Rational Thought - Grand Spooke Malke and Hagbutt.
• In Nomine Rum et Scotch et Choice of Mixers - Handel W. Care, Hagbutt and Rev. Omnicynic.
• Kards and Boredom - Dyer and Rev. Omnicynic.
• The hills are alive with the sound of Badgers - Mr Badger.
• The parting of the ways pt one - Mr Badger.
• How do they get into those plastic undies? - Dyer.
• Stormtroopers galore!!!!!!!! - Mr Pi.
• A Man of Danger - Mr Badger.
• The name's Courage, John Courage - Rev. Omnicynic, Parr and Mr Badger.
• Another movie made real - Erehwon, Parr and Reverend Omnicynic.
• Deep thoughts... (SNL fans?) - Torchy.
• trapping the light frantic(ly) take 1 - Bryan.
• Partridge Family Speed Chase - Hagbutt.
• Damage Control - Parr and Rev. Omnicynic.
• The Long Long Trailer - Alex Derenkov and Rev. Omnicynic.
• Speed bump - Father Dan and Lisa/ Kronin.
• Into the Cloudy Mist - Hagbutt.
• Tremerefest - calling the Sphinx; can't find the Smurfs either - Handel W. Care.
• Hell hath no fury like a badger scorned - Mr Badger.
• A street car named Courage - Mr Badger.
• The Beginning of the End - Erehwon and the fiend.
• How many movies can we reference? - Parr.
• Hagbutt's Almighty Vengeance - Hagbutt.
• We reference everything - Hagbutt, Erehwon and ME.
• Breakfast at Hagbuttrys or How Courage Saw the Whole Thing - Mr Badger.
• Thankyou Handel, now I know. Wanna learn Hagbuttry? - Hagbutt and Fr Dan.
• Lisa Loeb and Leather Clad Bikers: take 2 (and call me in the morning) - Bryan.
• Lord of the Finks! - Mr Pi.
• the fools day out ..... - the fiend and Fr Dan.
• Sphinx-no-more - Dyer.
• Whatever happened to.... the Inquisition - Mr Badger.
• Epilogue for an Erehwon - Erehwon.
• I guess this is it! - Sammy.
• did I miss something - alita.
• Whatever happened to the Technocracy......? - Mr Badger.
• the fiends epilogue - the fiend.
• Epilogue: Handel and Badger Depart - Handel W. Care and Mr Badger.
• The One 'N' Only Sons 'N' Daughters of Malkav War Whoop - MERCARI, day, Glory, Anna, and Heron C. Heretford.

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